Isabel once tried Final Fantasy VII before. She quit because "it's so ugly."
Well, screw that. Tim and Boots decided to force her to play more than 5 minutes and recorded it all for you! Does she fall in love with the game? Will she survive her first mission with Avalanche? How do Latin women say "yes?" Is she secretly a big black man on the inside? Is Jessie a dude?
All of these questions will be asked. We're not sure if they're ever going to be answered, but it's fun to listen to them think about it!
Got a game you want us to try for a future commentary? Send us your ideas and general questions to firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll look them over!
Music* in this episode:
Dream Theater - Overture 1928 (8-Bit Version)
Various Final Fantasy VII OST tracks
The Black Mages - One Winged Angel
*All music used within Fair Use